sentient coffee

one of my theories was that coffee was sentient, but that was just to stop people from drinking it. but I still think grass is sentient, and it made me so _ad today to see a woman casually rip every frond from a fern as she walked past it.

Sarah rented Blue Crush, so I watched it with her, and didn’t like it. I came into the office to find my computer off, where it had been on, and when I turned it on, it would freeze and flash and beep and smoke. I spent the rest of the day attempting to only partially successfully restore it to its lost splendour. surprisingly, I am only 25% infuriated.  >:|