getting on

I have a slight, superficial crush on Australian Idol Kelly. am I predictable?

well, it’s Monday in an hour, and I haven’t written any more of my essay since Friday, so I don’t think i’ll have it done by Monday.
and I think, on my path to self-betterment, I need to:

  1. clean my room
  2. stop thinking of new projects until this semester is over
  3. let my hair grow
  4. learn to be a waitress
  5. train my dog
  6. never masturbate again

and right my essay. write now.