grandparents mean a healthy breakfast.

  • one bowl half of some fruit/nut cereal mix, half of all bran.
  • one slice of toast (with marmalade, but I insisted on vegemite)
  • one glass of vegetable juice (juice! it’s soup!)
  • one cup of coffee
  • 20 pills and various supplements

i’m helping nanna plan a wedding ceremony, a fake one that she has to video to pass her course. she’d planned to have me as the bride, but i’d no groom. then she thought of having one of my cousins play the groom, but disregarded that idea when she realised we’d have to kiss. <3