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in some department store or other, walking past the toy section, I noticed a boy my age amongst a million pink doll boxes. how odd, thought I. walking back, my soon-to-be purchases in my clutches, he spied me and brandished his penis absurdly in my direction.
“there’s a guy masturbating in the Barbie section,” I said as I walked past a girl shelving remote control cars. she “oh!”d three times before hurrying away..

when posting these entries it says: Rebuilding entry ”…
I see that ”… as a crocodile. ”…
when really the title of the entry, if it had a title, would go between the eyes. but without a title it’s a crocodile.