BEST CRANK CALL EVAR in my messagebank today:

oh, um.. I was looking for Jason from the gay club, yeah I met him last night, such a sexy big hunk of spunk. yeah, I wanna do it with him all night long, owwww! oh, yeah, oh, oh, I can smell my.. *unintelligible garble and moans for approximately 30 seconds*
seeya baby, yeah seeya at the gay club, seeya at the gay club baby, OH

i’ve saved it. shall I press 22 and callback?

jessica meek

got this today:

is your name jessica meek? because my name is jessica meek too. i just did a google search for my name and it took me to your blog. i don’t know if i’m ready to share my name with you. i’ll have to think about it.
jessica meek

um, k! let me know what you’ll be changing your name to.

oh &. also several suggestions for that elusive c-word mixture of placating & patronising. aw thanks. but i’ve accepted by now that it doesn’t exist.

unless it was placating or patronising and I just got caught up in it beginning with C. which is entirely possible.