it's not that i'm pro-choice.. more that i'm pro-abortion.

hi mumm :)
mum mum mum
we just got back from the library.. i'm jealous of their computers
sigh sigh sigh.. i had to use them cause on this one it's too slow for my sea gee eye scripts to load !! they all time out. not surprising seeing this is the kind of computer that stopps programs working properly if there's more than one open
do you think that laptop thing will come true?
i got 2 unicorn books & one is by the guy who wrote the last unicorn :))
chris has just started making a new song we're going to add to the demo.. it's technoey
brb water's boiling
back..!! i'm making the noodles you sent curry i think.. & chris is chopping chicken
cause it's gooey and i hate it
oh!!!!!! i say, green grass today :))) hurrah spring
& i wrote a conversation between nobodies before which i'm about to paste here for your perusing enjoyment:

hi
how are you?
i'm fine..
that's good.
you?
i'm good too.
i didn't say i was good..
oh.. sorry.
it's okay.
why aren't you good?
i am.
but you just said you weren't..
no i didn't.. i said i didn't say i was.
oh.. sorry.
it's okay.
doododoododoo..
we should get together more often.
yeah.. definitely.
hummdedumdedumm..
i'm glad spring is finally here.
me too.. it's still too cold though..
it's always too cold.
well.. what about summer?
what about it?
summer is warm.
yes.. usually.
so it isn't always too cold..
warm can be too cold too.
huh?
nevermind.. i didn't mean it that way anyway.
oh.. sorry.
it's okay.
it's nice out today.. isn't it?
we talked about that already.
we did?
yep.
about what?
the weather.
oh.. well, not really. that was about seasons..
but that is weather.
well, not really. more like.. when weather goes.
goes?
yeah.. when it is.
oh.. okay.
yeah..
ladidaadidaa..
do you think the eggs are done yet?
i don't know.. i just realised i forgot to look at the time.
look at what time?
the time i put the eggs in.. so i'd know when they were done.
oh.. that was silly, now we won't know!
sorry..
it's okay.
i'll take them out in another ten minutes.. at 3:24
okay.. but keep watch.
i will..
naananaananaa..
what happens when you overboil eggs?
umm.. i guess it depends on how long you overboil them for.
well.. what if you overboiled them an hour?
an hour? ..they might explode.
why? does boiled egg expand?
i don't know.. but sodacans explode when they get hot..
yeah.. but soda has bubbles and makes gas.. which expands.
does it? ..does soda have bubbles before you open the can?
i don't know..
hmm.
oh! soda in plastic bottles doesn't have bubbles before you open it!
hey yeah.. so soda in cans wouldn't either.
yeah..
so why do sodacans explode when they get hot?
for that matter.. why do they explode when they get cold?
do they?
yeah.. they explode in the freezer.
how do you know?
i don't remember.. maybe someone told me about it.
maybe we should put one in the freezer and try it out.
i don't think that's a good idea.. we'd be in trouble if it did explode.
yeah..
and the freezer's full of eyes anyway.
what?!
what?
there's eyes in the freezer?
sure.. isn't that the point?
the point!?
of having a freezer.. eyes.
no! the point of having a freezer is to keep things frozen!
thus the eyes.
you're not making sense.
go and look then, if you dont believe me!
fine.. though i'm not sure i want to see a freezer full of eyes.
why on earth not?
it'd be disgusting!
whatever, you senseless freak.. just go and look.
okay.. hey, there aren't any eyes in here! just ice!
you moron! and take out the eggs while you're over there.. it's 3:23.
but i'm not over anywhere.. i didn't even move. this isn't even real!
ugh.. okay. i'll get the goddamn eggs then.

i wrote it to cheer myself up while i was boiling eggs for sandwiches like i used to make them at home.. and they didn't explode
and it did cheer me up :)